Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
what is ‘active’?
Is it a type of food?
I just wanna carry around a spray bottle and every time someone’s sexist just spray them and be like “bad.” And walk away
This is actually done in our house. If someone says something awful we spray them. I sprayed Alex’s brother for using the “R” word.
Imma start doing this
Yo on the real if you don’t kiss your girlfriend after she blows you then you’re a fucking scummy dude and I hate you.
Your girlfriend doesn’t turn into some gross fucking thing after she does, and if you treat her like she is one, then she probably won’t wanna blow you anymore, so don’t be an idiot.